All movies

Why can't all movies be like Star Trek and Iron Man? Every producer, director, studio executive, writer, casting director, anyone even thinking about making movies should be required to fill out this checklist before they put said movie together:

1. Leading man or woman must: (a) be somewhat easy on the eyes; (b) have charisma and sense of humor; (c) the acting chops to handle emotional scenes with authenticity;

2. If romance is part of the movie, it must not feel "thrown in there for the female demographic." Must contain chemistry, must be organic to the story, must contain wit without appearing like it's trying to be witty, must feel...authentic;

3. Must have Zachary Quinto in it.

I was going to list more, but...just didn't end up doing that. I am a fickle woman.