Parents of the Year

All three of our older kids got to tell Santa what they wanted for Christmas.
And we had already purchased their requests.

Best parents ever? I wouldn't say that. Obviously, you can say whatever you want.

This one can't talk.

So he gets a rattle.

Seems to me someone should have certain skills to deserve more than that. Basic skills, such as walking. Or saying words.

Sorry, Tru. No free rides in the Stillman family.