Princess of Power

I'm telling you, I have a gift.

Flies may look small (what do you mean, look small?), but they're wily little bastards. I have a whole method for a first-attempt kill. It works about 90% of the time.

I go really, really slow. Like a jungle cat. And then, when there's about an inch between the fly and the swatter, I strike. Also like a jungle cat.

Since my kids are terrified of flies (why? why are they terrified of flies?), that makes me a hero. 

Just imagine brown hair. And a fly swatter instead of a sword.