Christmas, AKA Sick of Myself

If you think these pictures are from my house you don't know me very well. Not knowing me well is not a tragedy.

Not knowing Sandy Lowe, now that's a tragedy! Look at her house! That woman knows how to celebrate. She especially knows how to celebrate Christmas, which is the very most celebration-worthy holiday.

I realized last night that I'm sick of myself. All two of you are just going to have to get by without me until after New Year's.

Please include me in your prayers. Specifically that I will be able to wake from my holiday food coma.