I just got back from a mammoth trip to the grocery store, a chore that I hate beyond all reason.
I don't hate all of it, just certain parts. I started thinking about "multiple-component chores" (let's just call them MCCs for short), and why I hate the parts I hate.
This may be the most interesting part of your day.
GROCERY SHOPPING
Going to the store while my friend
watches my kids and shopping after
having just been paid LOVE
Loading groceries onto belt HATE
Loading groceries into car HATE
Loading groceries into house ULTRA HATE
Putting groceries away STRONG DISLIKE
LAUNDRY
Loading laundry and starting washer LIKE
Switching to dryer STRONG DISLIKE
Folding laundry LOVE (if watching a new "Poldark")
LIKE (if no "Poldark")
Putting laundry away ULTRA HATE
DISHES
Rinsing and loading dishwasher LIKE
Unloading and putting away ULTRA HATE
Now that I've provided a detailed analysis of several MCCs that I do on the regular, let's analyze what that says about me.
Plugging in the data....beep boo bah boo bee boop....computer says...
I need a trip to Bermuda.
Here's another one, just to really drive the point home.
I don't hate all of it, just certain parts. I started thinking about "multiple-component chores" (let's just call them MCCs for short), and why I hate the parts I hate.
This may be the most interesting part of your day.
GROCERY SHOPPING
Going to the store while my friend
watches my kids and shopping after
having just been paid LOVE
Loading groceries onto belt HATE
Loading groceries into car HATE
Loading groceries into house ULTRA HATE
Putting groceries away STRONG DISLIKE
LAUNDRY
Loading laundry and starting washer LIKE
Switching to dryer STRONG DISLIKE
Folding laundry LOVE (if watching a new "Poldark")
LIKE (if no "Poldark")
Putting laundry away ULTRA HATE
DISHES
Rinsing and loading dishwasher LIKE
Unloading and putting away ULTRA HATE
Now that I've provided a detailed analysis of several MCCs that I do on the regular, let's analyze what that says about me.
Plugging in the data....beep boo bah boo bee boop....computer says...
I need a trip to Bermuda.
Here's another one, just to really drive the point home.
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