He seems so innocent

When my husband "cuddles" me by rolling on top of me and cutting off my air supply, then tells me to stop whining when I say I need oxygen, I have revenge in my heart.


Revenge is a key component to the success of our marriage. Tyler must be kept in check or chaos will reign.

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  1. Tell Tyler, that if he suffocates you, he will have to raise a girl all by himself and explain menstration and bras...that'll stop his murderous heart in it's tracks for sure!

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  2. everyone knows that a marriage is based on fear. and also that you must rule that marriage with an iron fist... it would do you well to teach your husband a lesson or two.

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  3. so much for trying to break my wife of a harmful addiction to oxygen

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  4. I seem to recall a colleague of ours by the name of Matt Gailliot hypothesizing that oxygen is important to one's ability to exercise self-control. Perhaps Tyler was trying to break your will rather than suffocate you.

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  5. Nothing says 'love' like steamrolling over your wife.
    Ah, he's a romatic.

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  6. Lish does this to me! Then he'll say, "Okay Whitney, I've just passed out, what do you do?" And he'll just put all his dead weight, right on my lungs. It's very fun.

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  7. Whitney, you have got to be kidding me. Tyler does that VERY THING! Only he says it's an emergency drill for if he dies.

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